Sunday, April 15, 2007

How can we change the very thing we know to be a reality, as pathetic as it is?

OSHA Morale Improvement 

 

 

 

  
 

@ PRISON

 



@ WORK

you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell


 

you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office

you get three meals a day fully paid for

 

you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

you get time off for good behavior


 

you get more work for good behavior

the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

 

you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

you can watch TV and play games

 

you could get fired for watching TV and playing games 

you get your own toilet

 

you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat 

they allow your family and friends to visit

 

you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

 

you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

 

you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

you must deal with sadistic wardens

 

they are called managers

 

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to read this!

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